Valentine’s Day One-liners for Girls

Here are 15 amusing and cute Valentine’s Day one-liners for girls to use on their cards for their guys:

Geeky Giggles

You’ve got my heart on lock(screen)

• You’re the Wi-Fi to my heart; I’m always searching for you.
• Our love is like a software update: it keeps getting better with each version.
• You’re the perfect match to my Boolean search query.

Foodie Flirts

Let’s taco ’bout how much I love you

• You’re the avocado to my toast; I’d be lost without you.
• Our love is like a pizza: cheesy, hot, and always leaves me wanting more.
• You’re sweeter than a double scoop of ice cream on a summer day.

Sporty Sweethearts

You’re a total catch, Valentine

• Our love is like overtime: it just keeps getting more exciting.
• You’ve scored a touchdown in my heart, and I’m your biggest cheerleader.
• We make the perfect team; let’s always play on the same side.

Punny Passion

I’m smitten and I’m not kitten

• You’re my significant otter; let’s cuddle and hold hands forever.
• I’m not lion when I say you’re the mane attraction in my life.
• Our love is like a good joke: it never gets old and always makes me smile.

Romantic Rhymes

Roses are red, my heart is true

• Roses are red, violets are blue, Netflix is cool, but I’d rather binge-watch you.
• Stars may shine bright, but you’re my guiding light; with you by my side, everything feels right.
• From sunrise to sunset, you’re the one I can’t forget; my heart’s on fire, you’re my ultimate desire.