Disclaimer: These wise sayings come with no money-back guarantee, but might save your marriage! Side effects may include increased communication, stronger boundaries, and occasional bursts of self-respect.
82% of emotional affairs start with “just friends” – about as innocent as a fox guarding the henhouse. The tricky part? The line between friendly and too friendly is thinner than your grandma’s patience at Thanksgiving dinner.
“A marriage isn’t like a buffet where your partner can sample everything that looks appetizing!”
Emo Affair Surival Guide served fresh with a side of truth: “Trust your gut – it’s been in the relationship business longer than your brain has!”
Trust Your Instincts
- If your stomach does more flips than an Olympic gymnast when they’re together
- When their “inside jokes” feel more like “outside your marriage” jokes
- If your partner suddenly guards their phone like it contains the nuclear codes
“Boundaries in marriage are like fences in a garden – they don’t kill the flowers, they protect them!”
“Think of marriage like a premium streaming service – sure, you can share your password (trust), but there better be limits on who’s accessing your special features!”
If your partner can’t respect basic boundaries, maybe it’s time to ask yourself if you’re willing to star in a reality show called “My Husband’s Best Friend’s Wedding” – because that’s the season finale nobody wants to watch!
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