Sassy, urban-style reality checks based on “Men forget but never forgive. Women forgive but never forget”

🎯 REALITY CHECKS

• “Y’all out here playing memory games while karma’s taking screenshots 📱”
• “Men be like ‘I’m over it’ while plotting revenge in their Notes app 📝”
• “Ladies really be saying ‘we good’ while archiving receipts from 2018 💅”

💫 WISDOM DROPS

• “He forgot what he did but remembers every penny he spent 🤑”
• “She forgave the drama but got that mess saved in 4K UHD 📸”
• “Boys keep grudges like Pokemon cards, girls keep receipts like tax documents 📊”

🌟 STREET SMART WISDOM

• “Men be holding onto beef like crypto investments – waiting for the right moment to cash out 💰”
• “Women’s forgiveness comes with a lifetime cloud storage subscription 💭”
• “Guys delete the texts but memorize the disrespect, girls delete the contact but backup everything else ⚡”

💣 TRUTH BOMBS

• “Men act like they forgot but their ego got a photographic memory 📷”
• “Women really be forgiving like Jesus but documenting like FBI 🕵️‍♀️”
• “His ‘whatever’ is a bookmark, her ‘it’s fine’ is a whole digital archive 📚”

🎯 DIRECT HITS

• “Men store pain like game saves – ready to reload whenever 🎮”
• “Women’s forgiveness is like free WiFi – comes with terms and conditions 📜”
• “His memory might fail but his pride keeps the score forever 🎯”
• “She’ll heal from the wound but frame the scar for future reference 🖼️”