Sarcastic and Witty

“Congrats, you’ve mastered procrastination. When’s the graduation party for excuses?”

“Manifesting success while binge-watching TV? You’re what the universe calls ‘comic relief.’”

“You want change but won’t change? That’s like expecting a treadmill to carry you.”


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