Hubby to Wife: One Secret Wish!

“The ONE thing most husbands secretly wish their wives knew is: We ain’t that complicated, and we actually mean exactly what we say. We’re about as deep as a kiddie pool – and that’s not a bad thing! 🏊‍♂️”

• When we say “I’m fine” – SURPRISE – we’re actually fine! Not playing 4D chess here
• When we say we don’t care where we eat – we LITERALLY don’t care
• When we’re quiet – we’re probably thinking about absolutely nothing (or that one cool dinosaur fact from 3rd grade)

“Wives are out there playing CSI, trying to decode our “hidden messages” while we’re just vibing, thinking about whether a T-Rex could do push-ups with those tiny arms.🦖

“Stop treating your man like he’s a Da Vinci Code waiting to be solved when he’s really just a “See Spot Run” book. Simple, straightforward, no hidden chapters. 📚”

“The Uncomfortable Truth: Most relationship issues stem from trying to decode simple signals through complicated filters!”